Swimming in Headline Porn

I love this country! Where else can you find absolutely horrific shit like this being peddled on the streets? Magasin ng mga Pinoy indeedy. Ang Playboy is my new Headline Porn™ tabloid of choice. I couldn't even figure out where to start so I just snapped a photo of the entire hot mess and decorated Katya Santos' body parts. The poor girl. She might want to try working in call centers instead of flashing the flesh - it might be more lucrative for her, considering. Anyway boys, try to focus and find Waldo. Tissues and packets of Jergens on the table to the right. Don't thank me.

I especially love how you can get two years in jail for stealing a roll of TP... HAHAHAHAHA! Tragic. Oh, and don't forget how to read the ways to please your girlfriend, kiddos. You know, para ganahan ang inyong girlpren.

Flagrant and delicious. Ay lav et!