Monday, July 16

Headline Porn

It goes on to say the manic Juanisito started running around trying to stab neighbors with an ice pick before the local police arrived on the scene and shot him. I peeked at page 2. HAHAHAHAH! Yeah I wouldn't stay with a guy with a name like that either.

Where's King Solomon when you need him? You know it doesn't take much to cut a body in two equal parts. It's called a threesome, Johnny. Look it up.

Share the blessings, you guys. It's all about peace, love, and gonorrhea.