Headline Porn, Hot and Greasy

Yumminess! Who doesn't love a man who sports his own industrial oil slick? He is so perfect. 100ml of Johnson's Baby Oil. Trust. You know you'd have fun doing the rubby with this hot hunk of man. He makes me think of a test subject for Axion dishwashing paste. Will the sebo really come off?

This total panty-creamer graces today's Sun Star Super Balita - sharing space with what Prexy Gloria said during her annual State of the Nation Address. Apparently, there's a "Mr. Perfect Body" contest coming up on July 28. This I'd like to see. Cheap-ass Warner briefs and oil slicks. Formula for success! The ladies will come in droves, I warrant you!

I love it. Look what we value. Politics and beefcake. Headline Porn always brightens up the day.