Mascot Porn

It's been forever since Mascot Porn's made an appearance. This is why I'm thanking the gods for my crazy cousin Chuck, who's been way too busy molesting various statues in the city of Berlin.

Here's a refreshing way to start your day:

Apparently the bear above is "Buddy Bear" - Berlin's official mascot. All the nations who have an embassy in Berlin sent their interpretation of what a Buddy Bear should look like, and each embassy has a Buddy Bear standing outside their building. Way to show one's respect, eh? Too much lovin' in the house.


One should never forget to take a nice big bite out of a nice big wiener. Yes, I'm leaving it at that. What can I say, it runs in the family. Send me your mascot porn pics so I can post them! Email me at nikka.cornelio@gmail.com with your name and a little explanation, and I'll help you have 15 seconds of fame.