Sunday, January 4

Lunchtime T & A



It may sound prudish, but shouldn't shows like these be confined to off-peak hours when the children are sleeping? Yes, you say? Not in this country. This is the intro to Wowowee's Pera o Bayong segment, airing daily at high noon. Somehow, with the children at the dinner table, it just feels like we're exposing them to smut and soft-core porn too early in the day.

I sometimes feel like Wowowee should start handing out condoms, tissues and small sachets of Jergens to the audience. Because, y'know - it's just needed. It's lunchtime! Come and get your daily diet of tits and ass! Look at all the horny people in the audience. And the grandmas taking pictures. Why is no one protesting? I see children! This is family time!

It's like being at the Bikini Open with the family. Is anyone beyond feeling numb anymore?

If this is the mental diet we're feeding the children, woe betide the next generation. We'll end up raising a new order of STD-ridden, promiscuous whores. I know my generation was supposed to be the shocker of the millennium, but we're young innocent virgins compared to the future by-products of whoever watches this daily. This is just all sorts of wrong.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'd complain but people would just call me a medieval Catholic prude.

--Dominique

Nikka said...

Hehehe. Well if no one starts complaining, it's only going to get worse. I expect only nipple tape and a g-string in five years.

illicracker said...

I have been complaining and they call me all sorts of wrong. Sadly, people consider this (puke), "wholesome". They don't know what it means like when they use the word "corny".

But if it wasn't at the show Wowowee they'd complain about it. I was watching it a couple of days ago and they can't even pronounce Gisele B√ľndchen's name. Oh well.

Nikka said...

They have the same shit on GMA, Ill - though I don't think you get broadcasts from them. You should thank your lucky stars. Remember the Sexbomb Dancers? Well, they haven't gone away yet.

Chucky B. said...

i wanna dance like luningning and saise. shake shake tumbling split JAPAN!

Chucky B. said...

bitaw, as in.

case in point: yours truly is on a v-hire from mactan to cebu city one day and beside me sat a mature woman and standing and leaning between her legs (ga ankas) a little girl of about 5 or 6 years old...

little girl: (singing and with her hands on her hips, shifting hips side to side) dontcha wish ur boyfren was hot like me..

woman: (encouragingly) sayaw day, sayaw (dance, dance)...

i'll give her 'till 14 to get pregnant.

Nikka said...

I repeat in 5 years - nipple tape and a G-string. They'll make Lil' Kim look like the Virgin Mary.