Monday, August 20

This Just In

And in the most unlikely turn of events, Anne Rice, celebrated author of gothic vampire novels (Queen of the Damned, Interview With the Vampire, Tale of the Body Thief, etc.), is now a Christian. As in born-again, hallelujah-ing, clap your hands together now, Christian. Whodathunk? She was the last person I would think would turn to God.

Boggles the mind. Click here to read it for yourself.

I guess this is old news, but I just found out today. That is just plain crazyweird, considering the marvelously gory contents of her novels. Bones, spirits, vampires, death. But God forgives. No, don't throw stones. I think everyone has a right to religion, and I'm not kidding.

Maybe Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and co. will have a clue and get themselves to the nearest nunnery. Hey, if Anne Rice can find God, Hollywood coke-whores can, too! And they better do it fast before they snort themselves to death.

Up next, world peace.