A Headline Porn Eraption

See Erap. See Erap go to court. See Erap convicted. Looks like he finally got the roughest end of the shittiest shit stick. Yes, it's justice. Still, it feels like we kicked a dog when it was down. I suppose we should remind him not to pick up the soap... I'm not going into details about his story because I already wrote about it. Buy your weekly copy of MetroPost, you cheapskates! We need to feel the love.

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