Sunday, November 25

Headline Porn

We take things seriously when we say sex sells. Look at that hot mess. Sexy all around!

And then we have gems like this. Gay carnival worker. The visual image is priceless. Twenty stab wounds? They actually bothered to count. Amazing. That's journalism for you. They're unstoppable! It's the pursuit of truth, indeed. Side note: can one actually leave a slimy trail of flesh when one is crawling?