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Couldn't go without giving you all your daily dose. You know you love this shizz.

I have no idea how true this is, but I do know this reminds me of the puppy my gramma's houseboy said was called Pam-pam. I was twelve and had no idea. Despite my Uncle Gerry's efforts to convince everyone her name was Sophie, the damage had been done. She was known as Pam-pam till the day she kicked the doggy bucket. She lived up to her name, too. The neighborhood tramp - I lost count of how many puppies she birthed.