For Illi (Reeling from too much BG)

Darling,

Yes, it's true - the deep breath before the plunge. We have no date, but we should have one soon. Between work, running around, and doing my homework, I'm out of breath. It is exciting, exhilarating and unbearably scary.

Not to mention potentially expensive in the most ridiculous sort of way.

And the pressure is insane.

The dress? Nothing fancy. No veil. I want no wedding march. No aisle. Just sweet cosmopolitans, hors d'oeuvres, soothing music and a lovely venue.

Wouldn't mind two big roasted pigs and the traditional buffet so guests can gorge themselves though.

I want you to be there. My gay of honor.

The date will be forthcoming.