The CD-R King Files

It's been a while but here's some of the latest insanity at my mecca of choice - CD-R King. They've outdone themselves this time.

Yes, that's a USB massager. Essentially you stick it in your pc and use it to massage your... neck. Or back. Presumably these are areas you can reach. When are they getting some adult CD-R King doodads? This is a no-brainer. Once you have a handle on the vibration stuff, the rest will follow. You know the ladies will thank you for it.


Here's another gem from the store that has it all - a mini electric fan you can.. you guessed it, stick in your USB port. Genius! Now you can look like a Mariah Carey album cover when you're webcamming for your life! Who needs a gigantic blower? This is the shizznitch indeedy. I gotta get me one of those. I need it for dramatic effect.