This is not American Standard

This is a powerful machine that can suck down whatever you choose to give it - and it will be your good friend, especially after a hot and heavy date with your local Indian restaurant. I know they're using all sorts of things to show the powerful flush but it's still sorta sick to see everything going down the drain. Literally. Sorry to ruin your breakfast.

Which reminds me - I really need to toddle out and get a photo of the toilet that builds character - American Standard flush-it-yourself! Only found in the third world. I'm making a mental note. And then it'll get unleashed upon the world.