Sunday, March 29

Headline Porn

HAHAHAHAHAH! Got greeted with this gem of a mini-blurb Saturday morning. Attention whoring, or genuine botched suicide? You decide. All I can say is: epic fail!

Have a wonderful day, and try to plan your death a little better. It's so embarrassing when it doesn't happen... people end up asking you why you tried and everything. Explanations abound, you make up stories, "the train didn't hit me hard enough," etc. Better off dead.

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