Wednesday, October 1


Hellboy 2: The Golden Army finally made its way to La Sugbu's theaters. (I don't remember Prince Nuada ever getting half naked... maybe I should watch it again). Can't say it was something I will remember for the rest of my life, but it's pretty insane and Hellboy gets to hit a troll masquerading as a grandma, which is all sorts of wrong but really rather hilarious all the same.

A few things (probable spoilers included):
1. I liked Selma Blair's hair.
2. Barry Manilow makes an appearance! (His song does.)
3. Fish people have hearts, too.
4. Why didn't she just kill herself to begin with? I suppose if she did, there would be no movie.
5. Luke Goss keeps getting parts where he has to be in white-face. They did the same thing to him in Blade II. Stereotype!
6. I wonder what a Hellbaby would look like.
7. Would she have to give birth via C-section?
8. Guillermo del Toro sure likes creatures with lots of eyes. And horns. And teeth. Must see Spy Kids to see if he stayed true to form.
9. Prefer Liz Sherman's pyrokinetics to be blue. Much cooler.
10. The Bureau of Paranormal Research was channeling Grey's Anatomy.

Yes, I liked it. It was fun, mindless, ridiculous, non-stop action and the very thing to watch if you have nothing better to do and need to get over a snit fit.