Sunday, July 1

Ladies and Gentlemen: Mascot Porn!



That's me with the biggest cock I've ever seen. I had to kiss it. You should kiss things you know will happen only once in a lifetime.

Yesterday was the first time I'd seen the Chuckie the KFC mascot out full force and it's given birth to my newest thing! I call it MASCOT PORN!™

There's something vaguely kinky about a mascot. You don't know who's inside. At any rate, I have decided I will have a picture of me amping up the sex with every available mascot from every available fastfood franchise that exists in this city. This doesn't just have to be me. You know you love this shit. Send in your own, and remember it's got to be you doing something lewd to the mascot of your choice. I'll blog it up!

Just wait till I hit Disneyland. I'm salivating over the possibility of a Seven Dwarf gangbang picture already! God, when are Susy and Geno coming to town? I can't wait!

*trots off happily*

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